Hi Gang!

After a lengthy absence, and due to a bout of (temporary) unemployment, I'm back in the blogging saddle. At least for now, until I run out of topics or you get sick of my ass.

Lets just get right into it... there's a shitload of events to cap off the month of March. First off...

NEAR DARK! If you're not familiar with this movie, all you need to know is that it's the first solo directorial effort from this year's Academy Award Winner for Best Director, (the uber hot) Kathryn Bigelow. Plus, its a vampire movie that doesn't involve shirtless, poncing, sparkly models from Details magazine pretending to be creatures of the night. The vamps in this one are of the freaky, southern-fried drifter variety - stone cold killers. As an added bonus, 1/3 of the cast of Aliens are featured.

Don't miss out on a rare 35mm screening of this horror classic, this Friday, March 26, 9PM at Metro Cinema. Tickets are only $10 and available at the box office. We'll have prizes to give away, and as always, drinks will be provided by Filthy McNasty's (where good people do bad things!).



Then on Saturday, we've got not one, but two events involving sexy, kickass girls. Whet your appetite for destruction with the Alberta Six Pack Roller Derby match, where the girls of Eville will take on Calgary in not one, but THREE matches.

The girls will be hitting the track at 6PM, but before that, you can check out Eville's new junior team, showing off their moxie at 5:45. There will be plenty of vendors on hand, and even a wrestling demonstration at halftime!

Tickets are available at all Happy Harbor Comics locations, Megatunes on Whyte Ave, NABI in St Albert, online at rollergirl.ca or email info@e-villederby.com. Tickets are $10 in advance or $15 at the door. Kids 10 and under are FREE






If you haven't satisfied your blood lust by then, head on over to the Starlite Room for the return of Demonika's Symphony of Horrors! I had the chance to see this last year and it was burlesque at its most fucked-uppedness. Fire, blood, and boobs galore! From their event page:

The Greatest Show UNEARTHED! Featuring:
DJ Greg Gory, Artists, Side Show Acts, Burlesque, Death Defying Stunts, Acrobatics, Gods Girls, The Hottest Underground Women & Men, Contortionists, Avant-Guarde Fashion, Fetish Expositions, Hoop & Belly Dancing, The Undead Army & SO SO SO MUCH MORE!!! Over 25 acts covering everything from A - Z!

Held at Edmonton's very own, STARLIGHT ROOM!
March 27th 2010
DOORS @ 9 - SHOW @ 10:00 SHARP! This is one event where you want to arrive early and dressed to IMPRESS!!!

Tickets are $20 advance at: Blackbyrd Myoozik (10442 82 Avenue) & Brixx Bar & Grill
OR at the door for $25 (first come, first served)! These tickets sell FAST, so get them as soon as you can!!

DRESS:
Undead, Rubber, Leather, Vinyl/PVC, Gothic, Fetish, Glam, Cyber, Erotic, Kinky, Drag, Sexy, Uniforms, Victorian, Formal, metal, costumed... the point is, pull out all the stops and turn some heads! This is the place to express yourself - FULL FORCE! Leave your inhibitions at the door!!!

Prizes for best sexiest outfit, best undead costume and tons more! Prizes ALL NIGHT LONG!!!